angelwingsandplaid: the-fandoms-are-cool: the-drug-child: i love this more then i really should JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBEI cannot even….

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

mylittlepokeymans: source
EA sex tip #58

vasneemas:

Start with the most tender, passionate foreplay and when your partner begs you not to stop, dress up and leave, claiming the rest is a $15 DLC.

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